These are my words, let me show you them.

Julie Block is a 2010 Cornell graduate and former Cornell Daily Sun columnist and editor, where she wrote about the intersection of sex and popular culture. Just toolish enough to refer to herself in the third person, she currently lives and works in Los Angeles. This is a compilation of her work, past and present.

Family is Expensive

In honor of my parents coming to visit this weekend, I thought I’d include the following scene.

My Mother and I, “Shopping”:

Mom: That looks great on you! You should get it!
Me: Mom, I can’t afford to be shopping right now.
Mom: I’ll treat you!
[…. Later, at the register]
Salesboy: “So that’ll be 127 dollars for this designer t-shirt.
Me: ………
Mom: ……………………..
Salesboy: ………
Me: ……………………………………….
Mom: Honey, you need to pay the young man.
Me: I thought you said you’d get it for me?
Mom: What? Why would I do that? You’re an adult now.
More Tweets…

More Tweets…

A Look Back at Lollapalooza, 2010… 

A Look Back at Lollapalooza, 2010… 

Tumbling Yourself to Live

Chuck Klosterman’s Eating the Dinosaur is so good, that I have made the not entirely educated decision that it is his best book. Better than Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, and better than Killing Yourself to Live, and probably better than Fargo, which I clearly think I have read just because I own it.  And it’s because it is not a series of columns, or unrelated thoughts. It’s not an essay, not even a thesis. If that’s what a dissertation is allowed to be, then I’m reconsidering that whole academic-slavery PhD thing. (Also, I am aware of how annoyingly narcissistic a post this is, mainly because of same.)

Due to this book, I am going to start imitating his style. This will not be the first time. After S,D and CcP* came out, I started imitating all of his footnotes, specifically in my columns.  It was sort of invigorating, because I always have thoughts within thoughts within thoughts, and it was a way of inserting the tangent where it fits without losing or annoying potential readers. Which is why I like this new numbering thing.  

*Yes, I do realize the standard way to abbreviate this would be S,D, and CP. But the rhythm of it is better with the lower cased c. 

npr:

warbyparker:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

#signofthetimes
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Aww. (Hey, Evan.)

evan-mulvihill:

In the future, we are all Lady Gaga.
tyleroakley:

The next step in human evolution.

Aww. (Hey, Evan.)

evan-mulvihill:

In the future, we are all Lady Gaga.

tyleroakley:

The next step in human evolution.

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Things Tyler Said While Watching Bambi Last Night

1: Tyler: disney movies always give squirrels such big tails

their tails are not that big. like not bigger than their bodies


2: Tyler: does bambi not talk. everybody talks but him.

Me: it’s really a movie about a mentally impaired deer and his ADHD best rabbit friend


3: “he can call me a flower if he wants to. i don’t mind” - skunk

  thats called being in denial of who you really are 

what is this movie teaching kids. 
4:  bambi’s mom is a little irresponsible. why wouldn’t she find some sort of cave to go in during this thunderstorm
5: and now there’s this slutty deer trying to make out with bambi. she’s the ultimate pushy girl. 
6: thumper is such a showoff. aren’t they cold skating on ice?
7: someone call DCFS on Bambi’s mom: “i’m awfully hungry, mother” “yes, i know”
8: now we know who bambi’s dad is. unless he was using “son” in the general sense.
9: and 2 months later bambi is like 27. and thumper is 43.
all these slutty animals trying to get laid
ditching their friends
and the girl animals with the fake eyelashes
Me: Yea, this movie doesn’t set the best example for young women. 
10: and the fact that ALL these animals are freaking out because of hunters is so weird
like the squirrels can stay put. no one wants them.
11: it is unrealistic that bambi would win in a fight with 10 dogs
he would be brunch for sure
12: and now the forest is on fire
bambi is a terrible movie.
heymichelfoucault:

Bentham was such a perv.

heymichelfoucault:

Bentham was such a perv.