1: Tyler: disney movies always give squirrels such big tails
their tails are not that big. like not bigger than their bodies
2: Tyler: does bambi not talk. everybody talks but him.
Me: it’s really a movie about a mentally impaired deer and his ADHD best rabbit friend
3: “he can call me a flower if he wants to. i don’t mind” - skunk
thats called being in denial of who you really are
what is this movie teaching kids.
4: bambi’s mom is a little irresponsible. why wouldn’t she find some sort of cave to go in during this thunderstorm
5: and now there’s this slutty deer trying to make out with bambi. she’s the ultimate pushy girl.
6: thumper is such a showoff. aren’t they cold skating on ice?
7: someone call DCFS on Bambi’s mom: “i’m awfully hungry, mother” “yes, i know”
8: now we know who bambi’s dad is. unless he was using “son” in the general sense.
9: and 2 months later bambi is like 27. and thumper is 43.
all these slutty animals trying to get laid
ditching their friends
and the girl animals with the fake eyelashes
Me: Yea, this movie doesn’t set the best example for young women.
10: and the fact that ALL these animals are freaking out because of hunters is so weird
like the squirrels can stay put. no one wants them.
11: it is unrealistic that bambi would win in a fight with 10 dogs
he would be brunch for sure
12: and now the forest is on fire
bambi is a terrible movie.